Real-life Denmark

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He exists. In my chemistry lecture. Thank goodness he's only in my chemistry lecture.

You all know Denmark, right? The tall, loud-mouthed, to-the-point, arrogant, hot-headed, oblivious, and lovable Dane? Well, someone like that sits about five seats away from me every time I go to class. He has the same upright messy sandy blonde hair as Denmark, blue eyes, tall height, loud voice, and ideal facial structure like Denmark might if he was real. In short, his looks aren't bad, either.  

The problem? He's just like Denmark. Oh, is he ever. He doesn't shut up. At all. He has weird friends, but thinks he's friends with everyone. He always makes sure he's around a group of girls because he thinks he can understand them. He doesn't realize he's being too loud for the people around him to hear what the professor's trying to say. He thinks he knows everything, but he's usually about halfway each time. He works hard, but he brags more than his actions carry him through the day. He's stubborn; he believes his opinions are right and doesn't think twice about it. Tick him off the wrong way, and he'll make a little hissy fit. It's actually funny because he doesn't get scary mad, he gets cranky mad like Denmark does.

I've never bothered to mention this before since it's taken me this long to observe the little things that makes him who he is (I have a lot of spare time before class starts so I kill time by doodling and/or eavesdropping).

My goodness, if a real Denmark existed, I don't think I'd be able to handle him. He wouldn't be a good boyfriend, actually. He's not a good listener. Not to mention, he's too loud. He's so loud...I don't even know if I could have him as a friend (not that I have any friends to begin with). There's something off about this guy that makes him a fair-weathered friend. He needs someone to talk to. If he stays still for too long, I think he'll explode of boredom. It really makes me think about all of the other Hetalia characters. Sure, they're fun to write and read about, but when it comes to actually being friends with these guys, could you actually handle them?

England is such a bitter, cynical person. His tastes are poor, and his way of thinking is so bizarre. I'd think he was high in real life if he told me he could see magical creatures or belonged to a cult if he claimed to know summoning magic.

Prussia is a grade-A asshole. He's bad with women, loud as hell, arrogant to no ends, and loves to cause problems. I'd get sick of hearing how awesome he was. That kind of attitude might even get him on the wrong side of the work force in real life.

America...I don't want to talk about America.

I think France would actually be okay. He can read the mood, knows what people want, and knows his limits when it comes to emotions. Say what you want, but France is pretty responsible.

China and Russia are special. People like Russia wouldn't exist in real life because you'd die if your heart fell right out of your chest.

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Hmm, sometimes I wonder if I'm as annoying as Denmark 'cuz I'm VERY very loud and talkative.(That's what other people say) I sort-of wanna meet that guy. Hmm...