Dad

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Dad, why are you here? You're reading this somewhere, aren't you? In the office? During lunch break? In the middle of the night when Mom nags you to go to sleep? But it's not lunchtime right now. You're in the office if you're seeing this now.

Curry's outside. I was trying to play piano, but she buried her body into my robe. I thought of bringing her to Smart and Final with me and hiding her in a poofy jacket while I shop and drive. That'd be funny, wouldn't it? Should I do it? It'll probably be a good laugh down the line, huh?

What are you doing still reading this? Go do work. Bring in the bacon (even though we almost NEVER buy bacon in this household). How many times have we bought bacon in the 20+ years I've been alive? Once, twice...maybe four times. Five times if I'm forgetful. Don't buy bacon. I don't need bacon. Stinks up the house and it's too salty. If Mom doesn't go, we can go shopping at Costco and pick up some organic milk. Bye.

Update: I bought the cereal. It was cheap so I bought 4 bags. 

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SherryVeramuto's avatar
Uhm, what? o_O I'm confused... o_O