Lame title is lame. I don't know why I'm going through a Scotland phase right now...Maybe it's because my head is so dry of ideas...'OTL
This is based on an old party my parents came back from (and my brother and I were in the car, too). My dad drank too much so my mom offered to drive home. Turns out he wasn't drunk, but he really bit my mom because her skin's so soft. It's okay, though, because my mom bites my dad, too.
I have strange parents: picture a mature South Korea and a tsundere Egypt crossed with Belgium getting married.
Axis Powers: Hetalia and its characters belong to Himaruya Hidekazu.
Scotland is based on a pixiv design that belongs to Repoko.
Any similarities to characters, settings, scripts, or stories from other pieces of literature or media are purely coincidental.
This story belongs to me, *GydroZMaa