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Lame title is lame. I don't know why I'm going through a Scotland phase right now...Maybe it's because my head is so dry of ideas...'OTL

This is based on an old party my parents came back from (and my brother and I were in the car, too). My dad drank too much so my mom offered to drive home. Turns out he wasn't drunk, but he really bit my mom because her skin's so soft. It's okay, though, because my mom bites my dad, too. :XD: I have strange parents: picture a mature South Korea and a tsundere Egypt crossed with Belgium getting married.

Axis Powers: Hetalia and its characters belong to Himaruya Hidekazu.
Scotland is based on a pixiv design that belongs to Repoko.

Any similarities to characters, settings, scripts, or stories from other pieces of literature or media are purely coincidental.

This story belongs to me, *GydroZMaa.
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:iconspeckles0727:
Speckles0727 Featured By Owner 3 days ago
YES!!!!! I HAVE THE BEST SENSE OF WHERE TO HIT SOMEONE EVER!!!!!
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Scarlet0076 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
LOL! I love this, this is a hilarious story, and I love that Allistor wasnt really drunk, but just faking it and the biting part was so funny! Overall, a very funny one-shot
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it! :aww:
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Scarlet0076 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015
XD You are welcome :) It was very enjoyable! You should keep it up!
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OtAkUinTrAiNiNg Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014
That little shit.... He bit me! And he knew what he was doing! Why the fuck would he bite!?
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:icongydrozmaa:
GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Because he thought it would taste like petals, sunshine, and rainbows.
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TheOneOfYOursTruly Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Student Writer
We have the same type of parent xD
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:iconirysopal:
IrysOpal Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ohmygosh xD the contradictory are you sober or drunk talk and "no, it'd taste like my fist" *falls over giggling*
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:iconicespark1298:
icespark1298 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
'-but his fingers clung onto you like a caterpillar’s sticky legs on a leaf.'
Or Iggys eyebrows XD

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:icongydrozmaa:
GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
How can eyebrows cling to you?
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LoZGamer316 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm thinking perhaps ice was referring to the fact that some people compare Iggy's eyebrows to caterpillars
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icespark1298 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
I don't know... I think I was tired or half asleep when I wrote that :P But his eyebrows is stuck in his face... Meh I don't know any more, I must have been really tired
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Skribble-Chibi Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Student General Artist
haha that happens to me all the time:D
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CreativeCookieCake Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Student Writer
He bit me, and he knew what he was doing. :mardy: emote  (lil shi-i-i... ummmm... heh Sweating a little... )   ~Great story. I wuvs it. Clap Love 
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:icongydrozmaa:
GydroZMaa Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you. :)
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CreativeCookieCake Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Student Writer
Jou welcome. :happy: 
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:iconicespark1298:
icespark1298 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
“I know I’m drunk so I’m still sober, aye?”
f*ck logic, I'm Scotland!
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:icontakarahamasaki:
TakaraHamasaki Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
trei(three) times on ze same spot...AVESOME~!!!!
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:icongydrozmaa:
GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks. 
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TakaraHamasaki Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D :D
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lullabyly Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Student General Artist
awesome story <3
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:icongydrozmaa:
GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you~
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lullabyly Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Student General Artist
no problem<3
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:iconzarraheth:
Zarraheth Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
dude(o' gal, anywayz) ! Awesome story!
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:icongydrozmaa:
GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks!
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PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
You had it coming dude...
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:iconneytiri-nature-lover:
Lol! I love how Reader-chan keeps punching him in the sane exact spot every time! XD
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:iconyukibow:
Yukibow Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
:icon2penglandderpplz: Dat ending :3
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Breakslover Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
“It’s so soft…” he dreamily murmured. “You think if I tasted it, it would taste like petals, sunshine, and rainbows?”

“No, it’d taste like my fist,” you snapped. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to pay attention to the ro—eeayyauugh! Allistor, you little shit!”

That sad moment when you already know that this is yourself in a few years... TT^TT
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh dear...
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nejitenten12 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
“Look, _____________, they’re making blurry shapes. Why is everything blurry?”

“That’s because you’re drunk, shithead,”  best line EVER!
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irkeninvaderclo Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Awesome haha
Had to resist correcting the Scots though :L
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE AN ASSHOLE BY THE WAY!! It just makes me laugh when I see Scots spelt wrong or not used when a Scottish person is talking with the accent and whatnot.
I am scottish by the way, im not just trying to be a douche-
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait, what? I didn't use the word "Scot" in my story, and I didn't really give Scotland an accent. ^^;
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wxzhenghoppytruffles Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ha, puncha!
weird...
parents...
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Floridadaawesome Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013
ah~ the old 'I'm drunk' thing~ my favorite!
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SeeUtheVocaloid Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Student General Artist
I would have done more than punch him if he bit ne. XD I'd put his sorry fake drunk butt on the side if the road!
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:iconpuiwi:
puiwi Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
If anyone bit i would srap them with the first thing i see with a sharp point.

ALLISTOR YOU GOT LUCKY.
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:icongydrozmaa:
GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Doing that while driving is risky...
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:iconpuiwi:
puiwi Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
Lol im not even old to drive. So screw everything XD
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:icongydrozmaa:
GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Driving is not something to screw around with.
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:iconpuiwi:
puiwi Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
Allistor can drive. Hes not even drunk.
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Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
%u2022Iggy sees an angry lady going towards his house%u2022Iggy: oh bloody hell guys, I think she found out!!Seamus: run!!
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forevergotenandbra Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013   Writer
Hilarious!
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:icongydrozmaa:
GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for thinking so. :aww:
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forevergotenandbra Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013   Writer
Welcome!
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NyanCat001 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
He BIT ME?!?!??!
He's such a seme :iconshyblushplz:
And to top it off, he was FAKING THE DRUNKNESS THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?
*:iconfffuuuplz:
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What can I say? This story was inspired by my parents. 
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Konakona321 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
The Snushine rainbows and petals part= PERFECT
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LadyoftheGrave Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
"Why is everything blurry?”

“That’s because you’re drunk, shithead,”

Probably the best lines in a Scotland X Reader fic ever
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh. Thanks. :)
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