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“___________, did you know in the nature of dragons, there does exist an act of courtship?” Emil brought up one day while on a typical day of travelling.

Really? I thought you dragons weren’t into stuff like love, you responded.

“While we may not start out knowing what love is, such an element isn’t necessary when it comes to reproduction,” Emil responded. “You don’t really think mere pests such as mice think about love when it comes to bearing young, do you?”

You made a face. Hmm. You have a point there. Well, know that you’ve piqued my curiosity, what’s the courtship process like?

“As you know,” Emil began to explain, “dragons are prideful creatures. It is actually the males and females who go about conducting in their own practices to finding out who is the best partner suitable for mating together. The males fight amongst each other, and the females judge their physical appearance such as the luster of their scales and their wing patterns. When the winners are chosen, they conduct a particular flight pattern and put on a fire show.”

Oh, that sounds nice. So…in a way, only the best male and female get a chance to…you know…have an offspring together?

“That’s pretty much how it goes, but from there, the tiers go down: the best mate with the best, the secondary partners mate with each other, and the weak mate with the weak. It’s done like this so not only do we ensure the continuation of the strong, but the continuation of our species as a whole—that is…until the dragons started disappearing, of course.”

This is me just being more curious, but what rank would you say your parents were? you asked.

“The best, naturally,” Emil answered with a bit of pride in his voice. “My brother doesn’t have an empty reason to feel so highly of himself, after all.”

You couldn’t help but roll your eyes when you heard the dragon’s answer. Of course, you two would be. That aside, in the case that two dragons really loved each other, how would that work out?

There was a strange feeling tugging in your heart that gave you the strange impression that Emil was shrugging.

“It makes the experience more satisfying, I guess? In contrast to humans, the process of mating isn’t very enjoyable to us dragons, so I’ve heard. Our human bodies, on the other hand, are supposed to experience the same feelings of pleasure as you are supposed to. That being said, I personally never experienced either form of mating.”

At this, your face grew steamy and red. “That doesn’t mean I’ve actually experienced that myself, either.”

“Did you say something, human?”

Your heart nearly burst out of your chest when you heard Lukas speak up. It wasn’t until you saw his face in full view that you realized you had spoken aloud.

“I-It was nothing…” you bashfully answered the dragon and kept your eyes to the ground.

The Divine Keeper of the Sapphire Flames blinked. “Sometimes I wonder what sorts of lies and balderdash you’re feeding my brother.”

“I’m not feeding him any lies!” you protested. “I—He—We were talking about—!” You stopped.

Lukas raised an eyebrow. “About what?”

“Uh…”

I don’t know! Emil, what am I supposed to say?

“Simple,” Emil replied. “We were talking about the act in which dragons go about courting one another.”

It’s not that simple to say!

Now, the dragon was getting impatient.

“Just what exactly are you talking to my brother about? Why is it so hard to tell me? Unless you have something to hide from me?”

Ggh—! Fine, fine! Emil brought up how dragons go about courting one another! Happy?”

Lukas blinked again. “So that’s what you were talking about? Did you know that mating is considered to be very uncomfortable for dragons? You’re a little on the small side, but I’d be happy to try it on you just for the pure pleasure of watching you suffer.”

You could only stare at the dragon in shock.

Emil, he’s not serious, is he?

“Why don’t you find out for yourself?”

“Uh, Lukas, are you—”

“I’m joking.”

Lukas brushed back some of his blonde bangs, narrowed his eyes at you, and pursed his lips together like he was trying to hold himself from bursting into laughter. Now that would have been a real treat to see and hear.

“Y-You are?” you stupidly asked with a dumbfounded expression.

Lukas rolled his sapphire eyes. “Do you honestly believe I’d give you the privilege of being my first partner? Not to mention it wouldn’t exactly be the best experience for my brother considering he’d have a front-row seat.”

“R-Right…” was all you managed to say.

Then, the dragon scoffed. “Come on. We’ve lost precious time, human.”

It took a few seconds, but you managed to get your feet moving again and your head thinking straight. All the while, you kept your thoughts to yourself wondering why in the world Emil’s brother would say such things to you. It wasn’t just the thought of reproduction that made “mating” important to humans; it was also supposed to be a special bond shared by two people who loved one another.

Hearing your thoughts, Emil thought to respond.

“You know something interesting, ____________? When I was a hatchling, I used to hear tales of dragons falling in love with humans.”

Were they true? you asked.

“I don’t know. None of the elders back at the mountain ever said anything about knowing a dragon like that. We always thought they were just stories to make sure dragons never fell in love with humans.”

Can you tell me one of the stories?

“My brother tells them better. You should ask him, instead,” Emil suggested.

You wrinkled your nose. “I’d rather mate with a dragon than hear a love story from your foul-tongued snob of a brother.”

“What’s that about mating and love stories?” Lukas asked stopping in his tracks.

“Nothing!” you lied again mentally cursing yourself for speaking aloud once more. “Just pretend you didn’t hear anything!”

Lukas remained unmoved. “I bet you’re saying something about how wonderful it is for humans to mate with one another, aren’t you?”

“Why do you say it like it’s nothing?!” you burst out. “How could you be so calm about saying that word?!”

“What word?” Lukas innocently asked.

“Th-That word!”

“You mean ‘mate?’ What’s wrong with saying that word?”

“It’s weird!”

“I disagree.”

“Now might not be a good time to ask him about that story,” Emil then brought up.

You clenched your teeth together and hissed. You know, what, Emil? I think you’re right.

“Shut your mouth, have you?” Lukas noticed. “What ill conversations are you having with my brother now?”

“None,” you growled. “I can honestly say that much.”

“Is that all?”

“What do you think?” you snapped.

For a moment, you were expecting Lukas to give you a scolding with his sharp tongue, but instead, he snorted and turned around once again.

“You know something, human?” he said while continuing on his way. “Sometimes I feel as though there’s a higher force trying to make something more of our fragile relationship than there needs to be.”

“I’m afraid I don’t follow,” you frowned.

“It’s too difficult to explain to someone with a limited amount of intelligence such as yourself,” Lukas said dismissively. “Pretend you didn’t hear what I just said.”

Feeling like there was nothing more to touch upon on the matter, you simply listened to the dragon and kept your mouth shut letting the entire conversation completely drop. You would have to remind yourself to ask Lukas about the love story another time.
Since it's around Valentine's Day, I decided to write up a little something for the readers. By context, this filler takes place before Iceland...well, you should know. It doesn't exactly tie in with the real plot. Not exactly.

I'm going to be very busy this week, however, so I don't think the daily updates are guaranteed to continue just yet. I'll have to see...

Axis Powers: Hetalia and its characters belong to Himaruya Hidekazu.
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XxCrazy Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2015  New Deviant
Love the 4th wall breaking.
It's also the most amazing story EVER!!!Blush  
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you~
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whatthejaeger Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
Norge I swear to god, if you dont stop breaking the fourth wall, there will be some hell to pay. In the form of cold water being splashed on your face as you sleep.
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LoZGamer316 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The fourth wall... And shortly after I patched it up too :(
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icefirethedragon11 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Student Artist
Broke the 4th wall again...Hand spaz plz 
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EmeraldPeacock Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013
Love how Norway keeps breaking the 4th wall. XD
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Awsomeve123 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
... I see you love that subject in this particular fanfic...
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:icongydrozmaa:
GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Just throwing a bone to the fangirls. :P
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ToshikoYoshikuni Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The Misadventures of Me the Wonderful Reader, Lulu the Asshat, and Emmy the Calm and Not-asshat. ^ ^
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Enbi-to-Miruku Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student General Artist
I am curious as to what the story would be like. I wish the reader actually asked Lukas to tell it.
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Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
That was hilarious XD
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theonlyrenj Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
"some higher force"

Was that a reference to the author who is manipulating poor Lukas -w-
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually, it's the readers who are divided between wishing for a romantic relationship to bloom or having the reader and Norway simply be...whatever isn't a romantic couple.
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theonlyrenj Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
I definately thing romantic relationship. but that's just my opinion
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geekishlynerdy Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I am very curious as to what love stories Lukas would tell "Reader". Certainly ones with things he made up just to make "Reader" uncomfortable ^^
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Uncomfortable stories are always the best ones. :)
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Baylewolf Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Does the reader eventually date lukus?
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:icongydrozmaa:
GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not fun if I tell now, is it?
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Baylewolf Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No....But it says NorwayXreader. Not lukus
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's not even how you spell it.
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Baylewolf Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sorry. I just got home from a car was for my band. And I is tired
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HDawgLuvsAnime Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013
:iconfacedeskforeverplz: Lukas, why do always have to play the part of a troll (I know you're good at it, but still...)?!
This is a pretty funny little filler. Thanks for the laugh!
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're quite welcome. :)
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CrushGoddess Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Student Writer
*cough cough snort snort* *Desperately masks laughter* thi---pfft-----NORWAAY!!!!!!!
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AnAwkwardBlue Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
Lukas...you were gonna what now...? :iconpokerfacememeplz:
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nerrdyderp Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lukas.... Y U SO BLUNT?
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:icongydrozmaa:
GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
As far as I know, he's always been blunt. :XD:
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nerrdyderp Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, I know. There was this one thing I read where Sealand was confused as to where babies came from, so Finland and Sweden were telling him the Stork story, and then Norway came in, he's like "That's not how it happens, it's when two people who love each other have lot's of physical contact called sex."
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Eh? Is that canon or fan fiction?
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nerrdyderp Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's fanfiction
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh. I was referring to canon.
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nerrdyderp Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, he's blunt. It's his character, canon or fanfiction, unless it's OOC
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HanselandGretl Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
Oh my gosh Lukas! Why must you make me blush so!
When I read the part where he was offering it I was just like
Me: W-W-What?! O____O :iconblushplz:
and then after that I was just
Me: Oh... (a little disappointed XD) :iconpokerfacememeplz:
Awesome story BTW! :iconloveloveplz:
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Pfft. It's a quality of his. :XD:

Thank you for the compliment.
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Tracy26 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
Lukas knows the truth. We must get rid of him. :P jk
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmm. If only...
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DemonShinoKami Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
YAY!
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Laketree Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
This was funnier than the chapter when they were sewing up Lukas's wing
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, that's nice to hear. :)
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Laketree Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
Uncontrollable giggles while reading it made me look slightly nuts too but it was so worth it.
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SweetAppleVinegar Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
Ooh, an update! And a pretty hilarious one, at that ;). Lukas is a masterfully-frightening douche troll and the poor reader is the unfortunate victim of his trollerific antics... BEWARE, THE HIGHER FORCES OF THE MOST GODLY HIGH (fangirls) ARE UPON YE'. GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS XD.
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, I had to make up for the lack of Norwegian magical creatures. :XD: Norway and the reader should watch out.
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Shuru10 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
O__O Lukas was gonna what now? :iconpokerfacememeplz: XD

*GASP* THEY KNOOOOOOWWWWW. :iconhideplz:
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, he does. >: D
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Tygermane Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yay! An update, what a fun filler :D
Can't wait til you have time to start updating again :)
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks! As of now, I don't have any ideas as to when I'm going to be updating again, but I hope to do it by the end of the month.
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Tygermane Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I will patiently(trying to at least lol) waiting :) and looking forward to it!
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KokoroJiyu72 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think I know what that "higher force" is. Hurray for fourth wall breaking jokes!
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GydroZMaa Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh. Of course.
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Ienaku Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That made me laugh! :D I’m actually really relieved, when you stopped posting for so long I was worried something bad had happened.
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