I don't why I forgot that Denmark bought a firework, not a firecracker.
I normally don't listen to music when I'm writing, but I decided to make an exception this time around.
Hong Kong speaks with a Gyaruo accent which is the same as a valley-girl accent in English. That's why he talks like Poland. It's canon. Don't point that out to me.
EDIT: Gosh dang it. Why didn't anyone tell me Denmark was saying they couldn't hold their breaths for very long? They can!
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